BOOK: The Sneetches – Changing Your Spots
Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small.
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.
(from The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss)
“Spots!” our two-year old daughter said with interest, pointing to one of a billion freckles on my arm.
“Yes, Abby, I have spots,” I agreed.
“‘nother one!” she continued, finding more.
I noted an entire solar system of freckles decorating my arm. “Yeah, I have lots of them.”
Nicki smiled at us from across the breakfast table. “She was counting my spots yesterday,” she said.
“Where are your spots?” I joked with Abby.
Abby checked her smooth brown arms. “Where they go?” she wondered. Then she hopped down from her chair. “I go find it,” she promised. “Be right back.”
Her imagination kicked into overdrive as she turned away from us and looked around the room. “Spo-ots!” she called. “Where are you?” She proceeded to find some imaginary person, told him to “give back” her spots and put them in her hand. Apparently, the ”spot thief” refused, because she turned around and sighed. “All gone,” she said.
After we stopped laughing into our fists, I pulled Abby into a gentle hug. “Hey, you know what?” I said. “I love you even if you don’t have any spots.”
It’s very tempting to want to look like other people. To wear the right clothes, to use the right words, to befriend the right crowd. We figure that if we look like the cool, confident people, we’ll automatically inherit their “cool-ness”. Haven’t we all heard that “the clothes make the man?” And if no one will accept you without those accessories, shouldn’t you add them on, so that people will admire you?
This is how a whole community was suckered by a slick con-man in Dr. Seuss’ classic story, The Sneetches. Taking advantage of the Sneetches’ prejudiced caste society, Sylvester McMonkey McBean – the self-proclaimed “fix-it-up chappie” – rolled into town with a fancy machine that he claimed would solve all of their problems. You see, some Sneetches had stars on their bellies, while other Sneetches had no such mark. The star-bellied Sneetches figured that their markings made them more important than the plain-bellied Sneetches. The Sneetches who had “no stars upon ‘thars” became dejected. They were outcasts with no hope of ever joining the cool crowd.
But McBean’s machine would change their status forever. He had a star-making machine to stamp stars onto their bellies, providing them with instant cool-ness!
Then, quickly, Sylvester McMonkey McBean
Put together a very peculiar machine.
And he said, “You want stars like a Star-Belly Sneetch?
My friends, you can have them for three dollars each!”
Naturally, the plain-bellied Sneetches all lined up and forked over their cash to rush headlong into the machine, into their bright new future.
And it worked! They returned with stars on their bellies, to the amazement and anger of the other star-bellied Sneetches. Fortunately for the original star-bellied Sneetches, McBean’s wonderful machine could also remove stars! In went the natural-born star-bellies to remove their birthmarks, making them stand out once again from those “other” Sneetches.
“Belly stars are no longer in style”, said McBean.
“What you need is a trip through my Star-Off Machine.
This wondrous contraption will take OFF your stars
so you won’t look like Sneetches that have them on thars.”
And that handy machine working very precisely
Removed all the stars from their tummies quite nicely.
This quickly resulted in an all-out territory war, fought with money and a stamping machine. Every Sneetch ran in and out of the machine, stamping and un-stamping until … finally … no one could tell which Sneetch started out with stars and which Sneetch had not. Some had no stars left. Some had three. Some had stars on their bellies, some had stars on their behinds.
Then, when every last cent of their money was spent,
The Fix-It-Up Chappie packed up. And he went.
And he laughed as he drove In his car up the beach,
“They never will learn. No. You can’t Teach a Sneetch!”
But McMonkey McBean was wrong. The Sneetches stood around for a few moments, staring at one another in confusion. They struggled to try to distinguish one Sneetch from another, but they no longer could tell the difference.
Which, they finally decided, was the way it should be. They returned home, arm in arm, as one community.
Outward appearance is just that. It’s actually pretty easy to look good on the outside, if that’s your only goal. But good looks only take you so far in life. In Proverbs, it says, “A beautiful woman with no discretion is like a gold ring in a pig’s snout.” Having a star on your belly doesn’t make you special, any more than wearing the latest fashions or telling the funniest jokes. What makes you special are the things no one can see at first glance. Love. Loyalty. Acceptance of others. Don’t put on a star to look like everyone else. Be yourself, and give people time to see your uniqueness.
It would be a very boring world if we all wore the same stars on our bellies.
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Thursday, June 25th, 2009

After he learns that the once-thriving town is suffering at the hands of merciless outlaws trying to force them off their land, “Preacher” agrees to help. Hull and his live-in family figure that with a holy man on their side – especially one who can drive off bullies – they’re sure to be rescued.

But it poses a lot of questions. And presents a big problem for someone as important as Hugo Drax. M doesn’t want Drax to get caught and be publicly embarrassed, shaming himself and perhaps shaming the entire Moonraker project. The rocket is too important for England to let it be destroyed by Drax’s bad habit.
Sometimes, when we correct our toddler, warning her not to do something she’s about to do, like coloring on a wall or throwing a toy off of the upstairs landing, she pauses and looks at us for permission to continue disobeying, anyway. “Little bit,” she suggests. We tell her she can’t even throw things or color on the wall “a little bit”. Even a little bit of destructive behavior still causes damage. What’s worse, if we allow her a “little bit” of destruction, more will always follow. She asks for a little bit of leeway to color on the wall today, and next time she’ll ask to color it “a little bit” more. Eventually, the whole wall would get colored. Sort of like a snowball rolling down the hill until it creates a massive avalanche. Getting permission to do something we know is wrong only teaches us that we can get permission. So we’ll be sure to ask for it again.
Hancock (Will Smith) is a super-hero. A very rude, self-centered, 
Hancock continues to stare back with contempt. He just doesn’t see the point.