Archive for July, 2010

BOOK: The Good Guy – Strange Behavior

by Randall Allen Dunn

 

Eventually, this guy would realize his mistake, whereupon Tim would pretend that he, too had been confused. Meanwhile, there was a little fun to be had.

 

 

 

Sliding the manila envelope across the bar, the guy said, “Half of it’s there. Ten thousand. The rest when she’s gone.”

As he finished speaking, the stranger turned on his stool, got to his feet, and headed toward the door.

As Tim was about to call the man back, the terrible meaning of those eleven words clarified for him: Half of it’s there. Ten thousand. The rest when she’s gone.

 

In the Dean Koontz thriller, The Good Guy, simple barroom banter leads an innocent man, Tim Carrier, to accidentally accept a bizarre assignment: to kill a woman he has never met. After mistaking Tim for his private appointment, a nervous man slides him a photo of a woman and an envelope full of cash, with instructions to get rid of her.

Tim had only been playing a joke by pretending to be the man’s contact. He never expected this kind of trouble. And once the stranger disappears, Tim is at a loss for what to do next.

Most of us would know what to do. We could simply pocket the pile of bills and escape, ten thousand dollars richer. Many of us wouldn’t even harbor a guilty conscience over the woman who was scheduled to be murdered.

So Tim makes a simple choice: find the woman and warn her.

Strange behavior.

He’s no danger junkie or thrill-seeker. He doesn’t seek the glory of a hero. He just feels it’s right to warn the woman, to give her a chance to escape.

It proves more complicated than that, when he discovers that Linda Paquette, the woman he’s trying to save, is a bit eccentric. Meeting Tim at her door, she invites him in, having almost no qualms about bringing a total stranger into her home.  A home which houses a 1939 Ford coupe in the kitchen, because she likes to look at it while she eats. She soon invites him to take a “virtual ride” by sitting in the car with her.

 

Beyond the windshield lay the kitchen. Surreal.

The keys were in the ignition, but Linda didn’t switch on the engine for this virtual ride. Maybe when her mug was empty, she would fire up the Ford and drive over to the coffee brewer near the oven.

She smiled at him. “Isn’t this nice?”

“It’s like being at a drive-in theater, watching a movie about a kitchen.”

 

She’s not overly concerned when he warns her about the threat against her life. Though she eventually agrees to vacate her home. After which, Tim and Linda find themselves on the run from the real contract killer, Krait. But after several of his attempts to kill Linda are thwarted by Tim, Krait steps up his game.

By threatening Tim’s mother, Mary.

At which point, Krait (using a false name of Kessler) discovers something surprising about his adversary.

 

“So when we call Tim, I’ll tell him I’ve spirited you away. And I’ll have instructions for him. You’ll play that game. You’re long gone, and you want to come home, and please will he do what the bad Mr. Kessler tells him to do.”

Earlier her cheeks had flushed with anger and humiliation. At last she had paled.

“I can’t do it,” she said.

“Of course you can, dear.”

“I can’t put him in that position.”

“What position?”

“Choosing who’s going to die.”

“Are you serious?”

“What a horrible thing for him.”

“You’re serious.”

“I can’t do it.”

“Mary, she’s a skank he met just yesterday.”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“Just yesterday. You’re his mother. It’s an easy decision for the boy.”

“But he’ll have to live with it. why should he have to live with a decision like that?”

“What the hell? Are you afraid he’ll choose the skank over you?” Krait asked, and warned himself against the anger that he heard in his voice.

“I know Tim. I know he’ll do what he thinks is right and best. But there’s no right here that doesn’t have a wrong attached to it.

Krait took a deep breath. He took another. Calm. He needed to remain calm. He stood up. He stretched. He smiled down at Mary.

“And if he chooses me,” she said, “I’ll have to live with that girl on my conscience, won’t I?”

 

Strange behavior. Especially to those who are used to looking out for themselves and no one else. Why would a man worry about the life of a woman he’s never met, when he could easily walk away and be rich for it? Why would a mother, facing death, worry about the conscience of her son, or her own conscience?

 

Krait can’t figure it out. In fact, he considers the behavior of Tim and his mother, Mary, an unsolvable puzzle.

Conscience and compassion are absolute mysteries to those who have none. So when you have a decision to make about whether to help someone else, expecting nothing in return, don’t worry about whether other people support you, or even understand you.

They don’t have to live with the choices you make. You do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thursday, July 29th, 2010

PLAY/PERFORMANCE: Bill Cosby: Himself part 2 – Partying ‘til You Drop

by Randall Allen Dunn

 

Some people live to “party”. They can’t wait for the weekend. And just like they did in high school and college, they spend their weekends indulging in the most dangerous habits imaginable, and pretend that they’re doing themselves a favor.

 

After all, we live stressful lives, with long hours at work, bills to pay, and children to feed and care for. So why shouldn’t we all have some “me” time? And why shouldn’t we use our “me” time to do whatever we want, no matter how many experts and friends tell us that some things aren’t good for us?

Bill Cosby starts his stand-up routine in “Bill Cosby, Himself” by describing these weekend partiers in great detail. From beginning to end.

Click here for Bill Cosby’s description of how partiers attempt to have a good time. (Be advised that this segment contains profanity.)

Having a Good Time part 1

Having a Good Time part 2

The end, of course, is not pretty. Smokers struggle to hold in smoke that their body is trying to cough up. Boozers end up vomiting in the bar’s bathroom toilet. Drug addicts become paranoid and confused about what’s real.

Yet some of those “party people” will be back at the clubs and the bars next weekend, abusing their bodies with an abundance of alcohol, cigarettes and drugs to help themselves feel better about life.

If you find yourself engaging in dangerous behavior or substance abuse, imagine how much better you would feel if you skipped your usual routine for just one weekend. Like getting together with friends who don’t need to get high in order to enjoy themselves. Or maybe sitting and reading a good book. Or working on a project that’s been sitting around your house, unfinished, for years, and making a plan to finally get it done.

Some of us run to the clubs, the drugs, and the unhealthy behavior to make us feel better about life, instead of trying to actually improve our life and enjoy it. There’s a lot more to life than just living for a weekend high, only to be brought down on Monday morning.

This weekend, try life. You might like it.

 

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Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

PLAY/PERFORMANCE: Bill Cosby, Himself Part 1 – The Sin Nature

by Randall Allen Dunn

 

People who refuse to believe in original sin must not have children.

Or else they’re just not paying close attention. We have a wonderful, happy, sweet, yet diabolical and devious child who will, by nature, get away with anything she can get away with. She is also caring and helpful and concerned for the needs of others. But when it comes down to it, her nature tells her to look out for “number one”.

This is called the sin nature. Every one of us, when we’re given the choice to meet our own needs or someone else’s, is naturally driven to choose ourselves. Putting another person’s needs first is something that we have to be taught, just like manners and sharing our toys.

But I have never felt the need to teach my daughter how to lie when she’s in trouble. I’ve never had to teach her to be greedy and grab toys that she wants the moment she sees them. I’ve never had to train her to hit another child if she doesn’t like the way they’re acting.

All the bad stuff comes to us naturally.

Bill Cosby illustrates this beautifully in his stand-up routine, about how his children attempted to con him into giving them a cookie. He debunks the idea that children are inherently honest, and asserts that the only people who would think so are people who have no children.

Click here to listen to Bill’s wisdom on the subject.

Why do I bring this up?

Our four-year old, Abby, has really been enjoying old 1970’s episodes of “Wonder Woman”. In the past, she’s gotten too scared watching scenes from superhero shows, but we figured it would be tame enough for her to watch.

Sadly, she had gotten herself grounded last week for some severe misbehavior, and got grounded from watching any TV for the day. That morning, she asked if she could watch TV, and I reminded her why she couldn’t. She followed me into the kitchen and stood quietly, thinking. “Are you gonna watch some of your shows?” she asked. She knows that we sometimes watch TV ourselves when she’s grounded, but only the shows that we want to watch.

“I might,” I told her.

“You gonna watch ‘Wonder Woman’?”

“No,” I said firmly. “I’m not going to watch that today.”

“But that’s one of your shows,” she pleaded, trying to sound altruistic. “I want to make you special by watching it with you.”

Thanks to Bill Cosby, I wasn’t fooled for a second.

 

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Thursday, July 15th, 2010

MOVIE: Hook – Family Time

by Randall Allen Dunn

 

Last month, I attended the annual Write-to-Publish conference held at Wheaton College. I couldn’t attend in 2009, and this year, I was only able to attend two of the four days of the conference.

 

 

Unfortunately, Abby’s dance recital fell on one of the days that I was scheduled to attend. She started her first ballet class through the YWCA in February, and has been doing great! The teachers even wanted to try moving her up to the next class with the older kids, since she was learning so quickly, but all the recital costumes had already been ordered.

I would have gladly taken time off work to see my supremely-talented daughter in her first recital. But it made no sense to leave the conference in the middle of the afternoon and drive an hour back home, see the recital, and drive an hour back for the evening session. I would essentially be paying for a day of the conference but missing nearly all of it. It just wouldn’t work.

So I tried not to worry about the bad timing of the recital and focus on preparing for the conference. It wouldn’t be the first time I would have to miss something with my daughter because of business, and we needed to get used to it.

Now before you start thinking I’m a bad parent, you should understand that the Write-to-Publish conference is currently the only writing conference I attend, and it only meets once a year for a few days. For me, it would only be two, after missing the conference altogether last year. I had signed up for specific classes to help me learn some valuable information for advancing as a writer, and I needed to know how to take the next steps. So I couldn’t simply skip out on half of the conference I had paid for, even for my daughter’s first recital.

Then I learned that the recital would be held in the evening. I had assumed the preschoolers would have an afternoon recital, around the time that they normally held their class.

Now I had a slight dilemma. I could definitely attend Abby’s recital, and only miss a couple of things. But I would be missing the evening session and the address from thriller writer Steven James, which I had really been looking forward to. Even worse, I would be missing the group critique sessions, where everyone shares samples of their writing. This is my favorite part of the conference, when I can find out what kind of stories other friends are writing, and our small group can give them support and feedback. It’s the best way to connect with other writers who share similar interests.

And I was going to miss it.

It really only took me a second to decide. I didn’t want to miss any of the conference, let alone my favorite parts, but I wanted to be there for Abby. She probably wouldn’t remember or care about it in the years ahead, but I would. Although I knew I would have to miss some events in her life, I wanted to make every effort to be there when I could.

I remembered the film, “Hook”, in which Peter Banning (Robin Williams) has become so absorbed with his business dealings that he can’t take time to enjoy his young children, Jack (Charlie Korsmo) and Maggie (Amber Scott).

He promises to attend Jack’s baseball game, but he gets caught up with overtime work at the office. When he finally arrives at the ballfield, wearing his baseball cap and ready to root for Jack’s team, the stands are completely empty. The other families have already gone home, together. Peter doesn’t even realize what he’s missed. His son made the hit that won the game for his team. But when Jack looked through the stands, his father wasn’t among the cheering crowd.

Later, Peter asks his wife, Moira (Caroline Goodall), to take their noisy children out of the room so he can complete a business deal over the phone. Moira quietly ushers them out … then she tosses Peter’s phone out the window. His business has become such a distraction that he can’t even see how he’s neglecting and even abusing his children, and Moira can’t take it anymore. She tells him that the children are growing up more quickly than he realizes, and he’s missing all of it.

Imagine Peter’s surprise when Moira’s grandmother, Wendy Darling (Maggie Smith), reveals that he is really Peter Pan, the elfish flying hero who refused to ever grow up. Until he chose to abandon that life and become a human.

When Pan’s old nemesis, the pirate Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman), kidnaps Jack and Maggie, Peter must remember how to become a child again. Until he can do so, he can never regain his long-dormant powers of flight. But Peter has been a grown-up for so long, he can’t remember what it felt like to be a kid.

Business – and busy-ness – can easily distract us from the people we care about most. No matter how much we pursue our work, hobbies and personal possessions, we don’t ultimately value those things more we value our loved ones. At the end of their lives, people want to see their family and friends one final time, not their stock market reports. When a person’s house is burning down, they want to retrieve family pictures, not sports trophies.

Our pastor’s father says this: “In a hundred years, the only thing that will really matter is the difference that you’ve made in the life of a child.”

After the recital, we waited for Abby to come out to meet us. Nicki’s parents were taking us all out to dinner with Nicki’s grandmother. When Abby saw me, she screamed, “Daddy!” and came running at me with a huge smile. She continued screaming, “Daddy, Daddy!!!” until we had run up to one another and I scooped her up into my arms to tell her what a great job she had done.

I knew it wouldn’t always work out this way. But in this case, it was the simplest thing in the world to set aside other plans to just be there for Abby.

And it probably made the biggest difference.

 

Click the picture to see Abby’s Dance Recital performance on YouTube!

 

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Thursday, July 8th, 2010

MUSIC: Lady Gaga and Beyonce – Telephone – Busy Signals

by Randall Allen Dunn

 

Stop callin’! Stop callin’! I don’t wanna think anymore.
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin’! Stop callin’! I don’t wanna talk anymore.
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
Stop telephonin’ me!
I’m busy!

 

 

 

If people give me a chance, I can easily talk their ear off. Which is why people don’t usually give me that chance. I’m still learning how to read and respond to people’s “busy signals”.

You know, those signals people use sometimes to indicate that they need to move on to something else. Shuffling their feet, turning their body toward the door or swiveling their chair back toward their computer screen. Picking up the phone receiver or a book that they’re about to engage in. They nod in acknowledgment of what we’re saying, but they have stopped listening.

It’s usually not because they don’t want to talk with us. It’s simply due to the fact that, like most people, they’re busy. They have other things to do in their day besides sit and talk for an hour.

 

Not that I don’t like you, I’m just at a party.
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing!
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I’m not takin’ no calls, ’cause I’ll be dancin’!

It might seem like someone is being rude when they give us these busy signals. In reality, we’re the ones being rude when we ignore the other person’s need to end a conversation because we still want to just “hang out”.

 

Boy, the way you blowin’ up my phone
Won’t make me leave no faster,
Put my coat on faster,
Leave my girls no faster!

Case in point: Lady Gaga’s song, “Telephone”, about an obnoxious friend who won’t stop calling throughout the night. Some guy didn’t take the time to call earlier and make plans, but then expects a girl to be available to talk to him when she’s already out for the night. So to get her attention, he calls her. When she doesn’t call him back, he calls again. And again. And again.

It’s not necessarily that some people can’t take a hint. Sometimes, people just don’t want to take a hint, let alone take responsibility for how they treat people.

 

You should’ve made some plans with me; you knew that I was free.
And now you won’t stop calling me; I’m kinda busy!

Sometimes when we have plenty of time on our hands, because we’re currently without a job or a family or a consuming project, we act as if our friends have the same amount of free time. But they usually don’t. Jobs, families, household chores and community projects can quickly eat up our friends’ time. They might want to make time for us, but be forced to limit it so that they can balance out the time they spend on all of their other activities.

The Bible says we shouldn’t visit our neighbors’ home too frequently, because seeing too much of us will make them less eager to see us. Respect your friends’ time, and they’ll be glad to have you back again and again. If you take up too much of your friends’ time, you might miss out on a long-term friendship.

 

Click the pics to see our daughter, Abby, dancing to Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”!

 

Abby Dance 1

Abby Dance 2

Abby Dance 3

 

 

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Thursday, July 1st, 2010